Plan D

My mother is saying at the moment... Yay?
My partner thinks im untidy if I leave a piece of paper out... Lmao well he met my mum this week now im the cleanest person in the world!! She unbearably untidy.. Shes ment to help out but instead she makes the house worse of when she is around.. But the kids love having her here.. So as my motto goes.. Smile, Laugh, Ignore! Really does work...

Got a call from the hospital today.. My surgery is in 3weeks!! Cheers for the warning! Now I have to organise what to do with 3 little girls for the 3week recovery period afterwards..

My partner suggests I go talk to his mother as her husband is retired and see if he can help out as my family all live interstate and wouldn't give a dam any way. So plan D is to go talk to him mum as plan A, B, C already failed. I'm off to talk to his mother this arvo when she finishes work. Which means I have to tell her why im having surgery and why Im sick.. Pretty much im going to sit with his mother and explain that im dying..  :/  This shall be interesting I didn't even tell my family.

The kids dad was ment to help out while im having surgery.. He lost his contract for his job today.. So his not currently working as of today... There goes my child support from his $120 000 year wage. But the real issue here is now his not working he cant have the girls while im having surgery? Uh ok.. So when your ment to be working miles away you can have them? But when you have NO job and live in the same City you cant have them? Righto... That makes so much sense...

 

 

Well guess I best go clean the house and get dressed busy afternoon of explaining that im a dying woman. Haha cant wait.

Peace Out.

Queen B. Xx

PISSED doesn't cover it!!!

In the words of Gordon Ramsay..  Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause you didn't f%#king cook it!!

Baan Pha ya Thai Brighton or whateva the hell they call it in the IGA complex at Brighton oh I'm beyond pissed!! $57 for food poisoning an a bad dinning experience!!!

Served HOT water instead of chilled!

Undercooked chicken for entree insead of cooked!!

Green curry tasted nothing like green curry!

I requested no pepper or bamboo as I'm allergic all I could taste and see was pepper and it had more bamboo than anything else! They made it a second time SAME ISSUE minus the bamboo and plain rice was stone cold!!

There massaman curry was flavour less and bland! 

Will never eat there again nor recommend it. Horrible service to add!

I didn't even eat 2mouth fulls of that dam green curry! I love my green curry an didn't even slightly taste like it oh I'm so pissed right now a freaking hour wait for food that bad!!! Should have stuck to my FAV Thai place. THAI YES INDEED in moggill south side of bris well bellbowrie or how ever it's spelt it's in there shopping centre it Freaking incredible now that is def worth the 40-60min drive there just for there food only ever had it slightly not to my liking And even then it was the best I'd had! If u think ur local Thai place is good try that one it's near on orgasmic!!!!! There vegetable springrolls  are to die for and this is coming from some one that doesn't like springs rolls!

Other than that my date wasn't to bad considering its like the 6th date me and my partner have tried to go on and well it's the first one we've made it to haha sad ;(

Date attempt 1) his baby sitter fell thro

Date attempt 2) my friend hung her self and he thought we should say home tho I thought I needed the distraction but boys  no best right...

Date attempt 3) I was really ill so he left me at home went out got drunk and ended up in a police car...

Date attempt 4) can't remember that one he was probably to tired as usual

Date attempt 5) last night I was ill an all medicated up...

Date attempt 6) well you just read my rant about that one!!

On a good note I'm officially inlove with the lady that words at the murrumba downs Coles in the deli I had one of those days yesterday that only a chocolate cake could fix, this lady came out from the deli to an area that wasn't her responsibility to help me find a choc cake when she couldn't find one bless er sole she went and dug one out of the store room freezer! She's my new hero she really went above and beyond to help me even tho it wasn't her issue! Love that lady!!!

 

So helpful hint to everyone cause well NO1 likes to scrub toilets!! If you buy a bottle of domestos from Woolworth's blue bottle poor some in your toilet leave it for half hour or if it's bad leave it all night. Flush toilet. Do this when ever it starts to looks dirty and GUESS WHAT?? Ull NEVER EVER have to scrub your toilet again it will look brand new forever hells yes!!!

Peace out

Queen B    Xx

Well that explains my memory issues..
Specialist appointment... Well that went great!! My Partner came with me though he had his little girl so they stayed in the waiting room... Instead of talking to me about what the doctors said he decided to go off about something or rather instead... on how I don't tell him everything the doctors said well his a hint SHUT THE F#@K UP and let me tell you before I forget... But know that would make to much sense to be there for your partner. So anyway... Turns out they cant push me up the list cause Im already up there... Surgery next month 6 in one day yay!! And then they tell me oh if that doesn't work you'll be having a hysterectomy... Oh cheers that's such a causal thing to tell someone that you talking about taking there baby making parts! Mean while all my partner had to say was... Do we have time to make one before they do that? Umm when did hugging someone instead of talking go out the window...

All in all im having a really good day. Im all pilled up on made pain meds atm. So other than abusing Ebay people im having a dam good day!
So I purchased a dress for my daughters birthday next month...

^^ That being one of the many dresses I ordered from many different sellers.. They had it advertised for a size 4... When I received it the tag says size 5... and the packaging say 18-24months.. Meanwhile its only the size of a babys dress!! But its all good because they'll give me a refund if I pay to send it back to them... Like F@#% Im a mum I don't have time to run around and waste money cause they messed up! By the time I pay for it to go back I'll be out of pocket!!!
Moral to the story yelling at people for false advertising is really good theory.

Well Im off to clean... Any red cordial stains... Use WHITE tooth paste ONLY WHITE!! Bench tops.. Floors... Works like magic..


Peace out
Queen B. Xx

So much for my first day to do what I WANT!!

So my kids are off at there dads... Wasn't that an exciting drop off... His 23 (I'm 24) And wasn't that an exciting drop off on Friday! Guess who didn't show? Yep that's right he sent his 38 YEAR OLD GIRL FRIEND to collect my 2 daughters instead!! Umm im sorry what the hell happened to common courtesy?! Oh sorry I wont be there today im sending my gold digger instead!!! Yep would have been that simple to let me know but know that would be to hard to let me know considering I've never met her only talked on the phone!!! Oh cant wait to see him! On the plus side in person she looks pretty dam unattractive... I expected a pretty blonde chick of that age Lmao not even close!!

My step daughters off at her Grandmas for the weekend.. As my partner and I have her full time its great for a break! First time me and him have EVER had a weekend with NO kids!! We've never actually spent time together without them all... So you think he'd be here right? HAHA NO his off deep sea fishing with his mates husbands... Cheers baby really wanted to spend time with you to! Don't get me wrong im not clingy I don't care if he does his own thing but dam we've never had a DATE! We've never spent time together without kids! You think he'd want to spend time with his Girlfriend?? Like f#@K go fishing while i'm home with all the kids instead! Not when its our ONLY time together!! Might not happen again!

Meanwhile I had so much I wanted to do today, I was going to get up and have a mummy chill day at the markets, visit people... All the things I can never do by myself.. But I had to wake up throwing up in pain! Yay me I just want one freaking day of being ok! Like seriously!! Im ok with the fact my life span could only be another year and if im lucky I may get to grow old haha but that's unlikely..  But do I seriously have to be in pain nearly everyday to the point where I'm passing out here there and every where! Cant drive atm either! I have this random amnesia thing happening where I forget where I am what Im doing.. I completely forget my partners name! And the name of simple house hold objects! A 2km drive turns into 40mins of me trying to figure out where the hell I am and where I'm ment to be going!!!
Specialist appointment tomorrow.. Although they cant stop of slow down whats wrong with me they can give me surgery to help with the other random rare illnesses it causes... YAY! So hopefully when I finally get my 6surgerys in one day... I wont be in half as much pain for now! Yay!
I should probably explain... Basically I have a rare cell condition I got diagnosed with Christmas before last.. Which shuts down my organs one by one... and in the mean time causes a hell of a lot more medical conditions.. Including Endometriosis! Definition of pain! Hence I cant get out of bed today!!! Usually its more like on goes the mascara, eyeliner, lipstick cause I'll be the prettiest dam mess you ever seen! But today its No i'll just pass out cold every time I try and get outa bed! Oh this is so much fun! Not!

Any ways.. Im going to attempt to go and do something before my smelly fishy partner gets home!
Cant wait for my cuddly step daughter to come home today!
Oh btw I NEVER proof read these before I hit post... Cause well that requires time and it really wouldn't be a rant if it was edited...

Peace out readers
Queen B

Dam Auto Correct! WELCOME!

Well what can I say? My grammar and spelling is pretty horrible to say the least haha never thought I'd say this but thank *#%@ for auto correct.. (Some days any way) Not on those days when your making arrangements with your ex for your children... Start auguring tell him "HE" needs to take responsibility and what do you know? You realise later that dam auto Correct has changed it to "I" need to take responsibility!!! Yeh we all love auto correct!!

Any who..
I'm B, you know the letter after A! I'm straight up I call it how it is. If I don't like something I'm going say it regardless of your feelings. I don't say the things I do to hurt people its more of a.. Community Service... Lol well that's what I lake to call it anyway makes me fell more warm and fuzzy!! :P Yep as you can probably tell I get called a bitch a lot. Ok so maybe that happens everyday. Ah well EMBACE what you cant change right?? I love my quotes and I'm sure I'll have a lot for you every post. Unlucky for you!

Well by now I'm sure you'd love me to say peace out for the day.. But that's not going to happen..

So yesterday My 2 year old Bubba Girl says... "Mum Your Amazing"
My response:                                            "Aww thanks you baby!! Is mummy amazing?"
Well I wasn't exactly keen on her response to that tho on the other hand it was pretty dam funny an well they are my kids so I cant expect any less...
She cracked her self laughing so hard and said... "NO" Lmao with a lot more laugher..
Lol what do you do when your kids say something like that? Not much you can do then laugh.. After all its not mean if its Funny!

Well I guess I better get my 2kids ready to go to there dads for the day! YAY?
Can't wait to see him and give him a great big hug his my most favourite person in the world! Said no one ever hahaha

Peace out!
Queen B